All lyrics written and copyright Stewart McLewis and Chrysler Mighuel Stewart all rights reserved.
So I headed to the rocket ship at 0900 hours - a perfectly ordinary occurrence - I entered the elevator and was quickly whisked to the top. And as I entered the pod, a single thought was stuck in my head - I was going off on a S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E!
The doors hissed as the slip open, and I was greeted by a blast of warm air. The friendly flight attendant greeted me and showed me to my seat. The other passengers seemed quietly amused and the Stewartess flashed a mischievous grin. I settled back and fastened my belt, the engines began to roar! An orange and white sign suddenly lit up in front of me and I spelled out each word in my head: S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E!
I felt a queasy feeling deep inside and I close my eyes. I envision Planet Mars and a small Martian suburb where I recently made my new home I am Welcomed by a fleet of antelope dressed in matching suits and ties.
I awoke with a start and glance up into the aisle, the Stewartess who had helped me to my seat was standing by my seat just in front of me passing out small vials of elixir. I gently waved my hand to call her attention. She turned her head independently of her body, and started at me with eyes, which had presently become beady and black. She smiled a toothy grin without waiting for a response, and blew me a solitary kiss. She knew what I wanted, but she motioned me quiet, and I fell into a hypnotic trance: S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E! S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E!
Two other Flight attendants had joined her and now flanked either side. I noticed that the other passengers’ skin had become a distinctly green hue. Two bumps appeared on the trio of Stewartess’ foreheads, from which emerged long, slender pairs of antennae. I gave each an inquisitive look and began to notice pointy green tails curling behind them. All at once they began a mysterious chant, singing: Ooooo Ahhhh! Ooooo Ahhhh!
The passengers began to sway back and forth in their seats, causing the rocket to wobble in outer space. I looked out the window and saw the surface of Mars on the Horizon, and the sun’s bright rays seemed to fill the cabin with a blinding light, I called out to the Stewartess who was instantly by my side. She stared deep into my soul with eyes which had traveled 1000 light years and opened her petite mouth and said in a language that all could understand: Ooooo Ahhhh! Ooooo Ahhhh!
A jovial figure dressed in bright clothing had appeared and was performing his comedy routine for the passengers. This caused them all to laugh simultaneously. It sounded like dolphins, I think, or perhaps it sounded more like this: Ooooo Ahhhh! Ooooo Ahhhh!
We had reached the last leg of the trip, Mars within clear view, and the Stewartesses had entertained us all with their pleasant dispositions and anecdotes. The rocket began a rapid plummet to the surface of the planet, and I again began to feel my stomach begin to turn. I closed my eyes once again and remembered the Palace on the home planet, Ornate tiles rose up from the floor and produced a Magnificent rainbow kaleidoscope swirling around in midair. I can hear nothing except for the drone of the thrusters whining: Ooooo Ahhhh! Ooooo Ahhhh!
The Stewartesses bid me farewell and whisper in my ear a secret message to guide me on the planet. The rusty skyline beacons me come forth, so I depart and float down into the gravitational pull of the Planet.
S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E! S-P-A-C-E E-S-C-A-P-A-D-E!
Well it's not easy
To be liked:
When you're the only person in the world
Who wears braces.
Who wears braces…
And so- so goes my life…
Another page just turned
In the cold book of life
Why me?
Well, no one ever asks me: "would you like to go to the movies?"
And no one ever says, "I'd like to be you friend."
No one ever says, "Hi, how ya doing?"
Or "You know I really care…"
Well it's not easy
To be liked:
When you're the only person in the world
Who wears glasses.
Who wears glasses…
And so- so goes my life…
Another page just turned
In the cold book of life
Why me?
(Break down)
1…2…1 2 3 4
No one ever asks me: "You wanna go to the movies?"
No one ever says, "I'd like to be you friend."
No one ever says, "Hi, how ya doing?"
Or "You know I really care…"
Well it's not easy
To be liked:
When you're the only person in the world
Who's a robot.
Who's a robot…
And so- so goes my life…
Another page just turned
In the cold book of life
Why me?
(That's all I'm asking!)
Why Me?
(Won't somebody tell me?)
Why Me?
(Notes: Originally the break down came after the second verse)
Hey! I know a place where the chicks are all hot!
(Score City, Yeah!)
When you walk down the street you'll hear all the gals shout:
(I'm easy, Yeah!)
Score City
(Score City! Score City Tonight!) X2
Now this town's so hip, you'll never hear a square say:
Let's just be Friends!
(Groan)
Not on the first date…
(Oh come on!)
If you love me, you'd wait…
Wait a minute!!! This is:
Score City!
(Score City! Woooo! Score City tonight!)
Score City!
(I'm Easy! Woooo! Score City Tonight!)
Score City
(Notes: Score City was the First song written by Chrysler-Stewart and the Stewartesses
and is still remains a favorite at concerts. All three Stewartesses are required
to sing, although Mighuel Romero has been known to play Estelle when the need
arises.)
One day I was walking inside my mind,
And I happened to see you deep down inside.
What are you trying to do in there?
Could it be you just don't even care?
You know it's not very handy,
Having you in there all day
Not like a handy snack you can simply toss away.
So step to the side and slide out of my ear
I think it's in your best interest,
You gotta believe me dear!
(Chorus:)
I can't get you out of-
Out of my mind…
(Repeat x4)
It's not that I don't like you,
I think it's the other way:
It's just that I can't think of anything ‘cept you all day
As each day slowly passes,
You burrow deeper and deeper
The path to get you out
Is quickly getting steeper and steeper.
(Chorus:)
(Repeat)
I like to blow things up,
Cause I'm a good ol' boy.
I drive a great Big Truck,
I like to make a lot of noise.
Got me a flannel shirt,
And some Cowboy boots.
You might say I'm a Flirt,
When I whistle and Hoot!
(Chorus:)
M-O-N-R-O-E:
Monroe, that's the town for me!
The mountains and the sky,
I'm gonna drink until I die...
I like a country song,
When they're sad and blue.
I like to sing along,
When I've had a few.
I like to drive real fast,
With my girlfriend Lou,
Up to the mountain pass,
If I only had two!
(Chorus:)
(Geetar Solo:)
(Chorus:)
I like to hunt and fish,
Whenever I am able.
The wildlife I like,
Is when it's on the table.
I like to cut down trees,
With my big chain saw.
And beatin' up those faries-
But it's against the law!
(Chorus:)
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